the house that love built

when it comes to love, its all fireworks baby. but this house of love, its boobytrapped. arrow #1 shows the type of explosives used in this operation. a m70, not a m80? arrow #2 shows the clever location for the fuse, for fast get-a-ways.

you need materials, son, go fetch my beer...

remember this part, next feb 22, gingerbread houses are hard to find. so if you have to build it, start early, or drink later. always use the best materials your budget will allow. if you can steal your girlfriends stuff, even better.

the day after...

the day after is always a point of contention, between the soul, your destroyed kitchen, or worse yet, a female. having to answer the questions of why, whom, & where is not something to look forward too. so while i wait for the coffee, the kitchen will remain destroyed, my soul is intact due to moderate beer comsumption, & the interrogation? sorry, that postion is empty in this castle, like i said, the kitchen can wait.